[GOP] Make Group Decisions

Cockroaches Make Group Decisions?: "Nature's middle-management.
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by Rob T Firefly (844560) Alter Relationship on Tuesday April 04, @01:51PM (#15060419)
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Cockroaches have regular staff meetings in order to create synergy, redefine their core competencies, implement new strategems, and satisfy shareholders.

Termites can do it too, but they hold theirs inside a plank of wood, hence the term 'board meeting.'
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Kafkaesque

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by eldavojohn (898314) * on Tuesday April 04, @01:47PM (#15060370)
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Not only can they communicate, but they also have a staunch work ethic [wikipedia.org]. They've been known to make every attempt to get to work on time regardless of whatever transformations may happen to them over night.

Poor Gregor, no matter how hard he released pheromones, his parents just wouldn't listen ... er ... smell to him.

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