The Camel-Toe Report (Sharon Stone WITH Pants On)

The Camel-Toe Report

Sharon STOEne
Toe Factor: 9

Sharon Stone is a member of MENSA, so she knows that her toe is the most prominent part of this photo... even more prominent than the mid to late eighties cordless phone she's using (the kind which actually required the antenna to be up if you wanted to stray into the bathroom for a grunt on the phone). This photo was taken in 1991. In it, she's telling her agent that she's finally blown enough cheesy producers to get a shot at the female lead in “Total Recall”. Pleased to hear the news, the agent then assures her that she'll get not only that audition but the “Basic Instinct” call-back as well. We can rag on Sharon for lots of stuff (most recently her husband with the porn-star mustache got attacked by a "kimono dragon") but we also have to admit that she was very good in Casino and that she's clearly smarter than the average knee-jerk liberal Hollywood idiot. And until about eight years ago, she was a "total weapon".